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	<title>madfishes &#187; wtf</title>
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		<title>an octopus walks into a beer bottle&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2011 21:43:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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and then it looks like a weird underwater clitoris. yuck!
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and then it looks like a weird underwater clitoris. yuck!</p>
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		<title>i think the bachelor discriminates against girls who poop in their pants?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:16:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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or maybe she&#8217;s just rushing out.

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or maybe she&#8217;s just rushing out.<br />
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		<title>whatever the fuck is going on here, i love it.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 19:15:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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asian baseball is the BEST!!! via
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<p>asian baseball is the BEST!!! <a href="http://willzone.tumblr.com">via</a></p>
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		<title>i&#8217;ve been wondering what maggots look like up close&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 15:28:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and i was hoping not like this. via
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		<title>need a new nightmare? here it is.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:09:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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		<title>i don&#8217;t really see the connection, but sure, facebook&#8230; i&#8217;ll buy it.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 15:32:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[that&#8217;s what she said?
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		<title>i&#8217;m too scared to be a sunbeam for jesus, but this puppet chick seems rather into it</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/06/im-too-scared-to-be-a-sunbeam-for-jesus-but-this-puppet-chick-seems-rather-into-it.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 15:23:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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this video is not creepy. seriously!
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this video is not creepy. seriously!</p>
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		<title>have you ever thought to yourself, i&#8217;d like an album with jeremy irons and victor garber singing, it&#8217;s here for your listening pleasure.</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/06/have-you-ever-thought-to-yourself-id-like-an-album-with-jeremy-irons-and-victor-garber-singing-its-here-for-your-listening-pleasure.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 15:42:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[this is going to be my favorite album some day. unexpected dreams: songs from the stars
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		<title>let&#8217;s get a photo of bob on the ad, his face could sell anything!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 23:29:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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		<title>dead dude dies and gets embalmed and mounted on his honda</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:32:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[um. dude gets shot and now he&#8217;s a statue on a motorcycle. it&#8217;s like a new spin on taxidermy and stuff. dat&#8217;s weird. and he looks like ice-t. more story here.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.madfishestheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/deaddude.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2464" title="deaddude" src="http://www.madfishestheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/deaddude.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="333" /></a>um. dude gets shot and now he&#8217;s a statue on a motorcycle. it&#8217;s like a new spin on taxidermy and stuff. dat&#8217;s weird. and he looks like ice-t. <a href="http://blog.motorcycle.com/2010/04/28/manufacturers/honda/not-even-death-can-stop-him-from-riding/">more story here.</a></p>
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