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	<title>madfishes &#187; white chicks</title>
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		<title>to their credit, mary kate and ashley were paid in chicken until they turned 18</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2011 18:46:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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		<title>talan chiropractic. it&#8217;s the place to be. haven&#8217;t you heard?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 21:55:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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lesson learned, this is how you make a video to demonstrate how user-friendly your website can truly be. 
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lesson learned, this is how you make a video to demonstrate how user-friendly your website can truly be. </p>
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		<title>i think the bachelor discriminates against girls who poop in their pants?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:16:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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or maybe she&#8217;s just rushing out.

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or maybe she&#8217;s just rushing out.<br />
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		<title>attention versatile models, they&#8217;re hiring at forever 21. they totally love range.</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2011/01/attention-versatile-models-theyre-hiring-at-forever-21-they-totally-love-range.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2011 23:35:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fashionz]]></category>
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		<title>the dirtiest nastiest freakiest cat lady i&#8217;ve seen</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/08/the-dirtiest-nastiest-freakiest-cat-lady-ive-seen.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 16:44:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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via
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<a href="http://fourfour.typepad.com">via</a></p>
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		<title>football players have good aim</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/08/football-players-have-good-aim.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 22:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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		<title>whoa this americas next top model girl sure is thin!</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/08/whoa-this-americas-next-top-model-girl-sure-is-thin.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 16:07:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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thinspiration, you guys. thinspiration.
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thinspiration, you guys. thinspiration.</p>
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		<title>this can&#8217;t be a coincidence. starship before christmas.</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/07/this-cant-be-a-coincidence-starship-before-christmas.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/07/this-cant-be-a-coincidence-starship-before-christmas.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 15:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[doctor finklestein from nightmare before christmas totally looks like professor blanche from starship troopers (may she rest)
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		<title>&#8220;the price is right&#8221; models are fuckin creepy.</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/07/the-price-is-right-models-are-fuckin-creepy.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:51:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[via
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		<title>kristen stewart is so lame that she transforms into other actresses when laughing</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/07/kristen-stewart-is-so-lame-that-she-transforms-into-other-actresses-when-laughing.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:49:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[when she hears the best joke ever&#8230; she becomes jena malone? ok. sure. good chart.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.madfishestheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kristenstewart.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3195" title="kristenstewart" src="http://www.madfishestheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/kristenstewart.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="345" /></a>when she hears the best joke ever&#8230; she becomes jena malone? ok. sure. good chart.</p>
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