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top 10 lobster appearances in movies

lobster is delicious and expensive. this is why it’s significant in film. and fyi, sebastian from the little mermaid is apparently a crab. 10. splash daryl hannah is a real asshole for chowing down on what would have once been her buddy in the ocean (*see the little mermaid). i guess now that she’s a human she [ READ MORE ]

my favorite characters of friday the 13th because it’s friday the 13th

friday the 13th is the best of all horror franchises simply because of the amazing character development imo. ok well they try a bit it seems, and an f13 film does not go by without me loving at least a couple of the characters. narrowing down my favorites was certainly tough! maddy the totally not hot [ READ MORE ]

top 10 best urination scenes in movies

peeing is so funny when they do it in movies. and we all know it. unless you’re peeing in THIS. that’s not funny or cool at all. 10. major league peeing context: this is what lou brown thinks of a non sit-up contract amount of pee: enough to show he don’t give a fuck about that contract see that contract [ READ MORE ]

top 13 most fun and exciting boxes in movies

yknow when you receive a big box in the mail and you’re all stoked and then you open it and it’s something lame like a towel or something? well these boxes meet your fun and hopeful expectations of being totally awesome inside and out. 13. terminator 2 type of box: a box of long stemmed roses what’s in [ READ MORE ]

the top high school classes in movies and my fun day taking them

all you dead poets and standers and deliverers know that there are monotonous classes in movies, and there are rad ones. if i lived in my ideal movie world, this would be my dream schedule of classes. homeroom with mr. shoop summer school watch some texas chainsaw massacre with dean cameron and scope out mr. shoop’s stems in [ READ MORE ]

top 10 best football scenes in non-football movies

who doesn’t love football movies? but they only come out once in a while, so sometimes you have to just get excited when they’re playing football in a movie. and it happens in tons of movies! but i like these ones. football? what’s a football? 10. class act duncan pinderhughes stumbles into the stupid people gym class (there’s [ READ MORE ]

top 10 brilliant inventions in movies that i’d love to have

we all love proton packs and light sabers and time machines, right? but i’m not so sure those would be the first inventions on my christmas list. these ones are. 10. flubber movie: flubber crazy green slime that wreaks havoc? who wouldn’t want to play with that? 9. glasses that don’t fall off your face movie: the jerk wow, this invention [ READ MORE ]

the top 20 scenes featuring eggs in movies (YES! I MEAN IT! 20!)

this top 10 is about the thing i’m most passionate about in the world, EGGS! therefore, 10 scenes would not suffice. who doesn’t love eating a warm delicious egg or three? and it’s almost as much fun watching people eating eggs in movies! almost! here are the scenes that best nourish and celebrate my everlasting [ READ MORE ]

top 10 most epic mustaches in movies (part 2 (the squeakquel) of the facial hair top 10 saga)

remember i said i also wanted to honor mustaches the way i did beards? well nows your chance to read it. 10. taking pelham 1 2 3 stache-wearer: john travolta stache-style: the butt-chin moat travolta really needed to bring it to act next to denzel, so what better to bring the ruckus with than a killer chin accessory. 9. the [ READ MORE ]

top 10 best mexicans in movies, for cinco de mayo.

we all love mexicans in movies. there are a couple of them. and they’re superb. 10. diego luna movie: dirty dancing 2: havana nights well he’s supposed to be cuban i guess since the movie takes place in cuba, but diego is mexican i believe. the mexican swayze. 9. freddy rodriguez movie: havoc he shines in multiple roles but this one [ READ MORE ]

top 10 most epic beards in movies

yknow how some guys are like normal looking, and then they grow a beard and they’re like hot and bad ass? these guys did that. and don’t worry you facial hair loving people, part two, best mustaches in movies will be coming soon. 10. the amityville horror beard-wearer: james brolin beard-style: the wet-it and forget-it ryan reynolds tried to [ READ MORE ]

top 10 movies that are probably only tolerable if you’re stoned but i don’t smoke the pot and i like them even without being stoned

you know, for 4/20 you guys. movies for stoners. or non stoners. i had a scientist smoke pot and watch these movies and then a scientist not smoke pot and watch these movies and now i’m comparing them and stuff. sorry this top 10 might not make sense if you’re not like stoned. 10. book of [ READ MORE ]

top 10 totally most macho gangs

i hate gangs! they’re so scary and intimidating! but these gangs are ones i’d totally want to be a part of or a pledge or whatevs. 10. the boddicker beatnik gang movie: robocop type of gang: poor but classy and stylish thugs clarence boddicker and his bevy of accessorized brothers find humor in brutally and gratuitously murdering cops and [ READ MORE ]

top 10 hot and steamy shower scenes

lots of movies have shower scenes, sometimes they involve sexy naked woman in the buff, sometimes they involve sexy naked woman in the buff getting stabbed. like psycho. and it’s because of psycho that we are privileged enough to have shower scenes put in so many movies. so thanks psycho, this list is dedicated to [ READ MORE ]

top 10 most exciting bars and nightclubs in movies

people are always going to bars and clubs in life and in the movies, but some suck and some are fun. so these are the ones that are the most enticing from those movies imo. oh btw, for you mannequin 2 fans, i did want to include it but thought it’d give other movies a [ READ MORE ]

top 10 most delightful hookers in the movies

everyone loves to bang a prossy here and there. in and out right? but in movies, they sometimes tend to be human beings too. sometimes. this list is dedicated to the lifetime movie coed call-girl starring tori spelling and all the hundreds of other prostitutes i was sad to not include but there are just [ READ MORE ]

top 10 people that people in movies want to bang but i sure don’t

yknow when theres that character that walks into a room and everything goes slowmotion because they’re just so fuckable? well i don’t think these people are. 10. jamie gertz movie: the lost boys desirability-level: she’s so not worth becoming a vampire for jamie gertz is ok and all, but i really don’t see jason patric AND keifer fighting over [ READ MORE ]

top 10 BFFs!!!

who doesn’t love having a best friend? and who doesn’t love watching best friends even more? here are the best dynamic duos in my opinion. 10. havoc besties: anne hathaway and bijou phillips they both get naked. they also smoke crack and spoon each other and fuck dudes next to each other. they’re the ultimate bffs. 9. secret admirer besties: [ READ MORE ]

top 10 kids that make unprotected sex look like a very bad idea

just because they’re children doesn’t mean they don’t deserve to get their skulls cracked sometimes, amiright? these kids are the ones i can stand the least and would abruptly desert in grocery store. 10. eliza dushku movie: bye bye love (she’s also pretty whiney in true lies) eliza is a bitchy teenager going through the phase when she’d [ READ MORE ]

top 10 people who died in movies but it’s totally their own fault.

people die in movies all the time, and people in movies also do a lot of dumb shit. so sometimes, people do stupid things and pay for it… with their life. 10. speed dead person: beth grant mastermind bomb guy dennis hopper says he’ll take the injured driver off the bus, no funny stuff. so first thing the [ READ MORE ]

top 10 presidents in the movies

in honor of presidents day, these are the most bad ass presidents in the history of cinema imo. 10. president devlin portrayed by: george clooney movie: spy kids 3d if george clooney ran for president in real life, he’d win. because he’s beautiful and he’d make a great president. 9. president mackenzie portrayed by: michael keaton movie: first daughter i thankfully haven’t seen [ READ MORE ]

top 15, yes i said 15, best fake bands in the movies

it’s normally 10. but fictional movie bands are so moving to me that i just had to do 15. i’m very sorry. these are the hardest rocking bands in the movies that i love and aspire to be like the most of all the thousands of movie bands there are out in the world of [ READ MORE ]

top 10 scientists in movies played by actors who don’t really pull off the whole “scientist” thing

dear casting people, you’re doing it wrong. the following scientists for one reason or another are the least convincing, and it was a tough race because there are truly hundreds of terribly implausible scientists in movies. yay movies! 10. sphere scientist: sharon stone type of science: marine biologist. as if! sharon stone is a lovely woman, not to say that [ READ MORE ]

top 10 most essential lessons i learned from movies

movies try to make you think they’re all high and mighty and moral, but really, they’re not. they do things and make them seem ok when they’re really not ok! so don’t believe everything you see in movies, because they’re making you bad people! but for realz, movies have taught me a lot. 10. it’s ok [ READ MORE ]

top 10 BITCHIN’ makeovers that caused popularity and greatness

we all LOVE makeovers in movies right?! they’re fun, and exciting, and usually in montage form. and they get people to like you! these are the best ugly ducklings turned beautiful swans in movies. spoiler alert: going blonde usually does the trick. 10. jawbreaker who gets a makeover: fern mayo how great they become: she becomes one of [ READ MORE ]