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	<title>madfishes &#187; television</title>
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		<title>the chick that once had sex with mini me on camera is on camera again!</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2011/04/the-chick-that-once-had-sex-with-mini-me-on-camera-is-on-camera-again.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 23:19:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[reality tv]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slutty]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;m not posting a screen grab from the sex video because it&#8217;s not sexy. but remember her? i kinda do too. well i was just watching love triangle with wendy williams on gsn (it&#8217;s new!) and oh why does that girl look so familiar &#8211; oh that&#8217;s who she was.
now she has to choose between these ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.madfishestheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lovetriangle2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3985" title="lovetriangle2" src="http://www.madfishestheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lovetriangle2.jpg" alt="" width="427" height="320" /></a>i&#8217;m not posting a screen grab from the sex video because it&#8217;s not sexy. but remember her? i kinda do too. well i was just watching <em>love triangle with wendy williams</em> on gsn (it&#8217;s new!) and oh why does that girl look so familiar &#8211; oh that&#8217;s who she was.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">now she has to choose between these two guys. <img class="aligncenter" title="lovetriangle" src="http://www.madfishestheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lovetriangle.jpg" alt="" width="426" height="239" />anyway, she has good taste in men and the gsn screeners have good taste in contestants. (i applied for the new lingo and i haven&#8217;t heard back, so i&#8217;m being facetious, of course)</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">the end.<a href="http://www.madfishestheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/minimesex.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-3987 alignleft" title="minimesex" src="http://www.madfishestheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/minimesex.jpg" alt="" width="358" height="337" /></a></p>
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		<title>the bloody nips cover &#8220;petite feet&#8221; from tim and eric</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/10/the-bloody-nips-cover-petite-feet-from-tim-and-eric.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/10/the-bloody-nips-cover-petite-feet-from-tim-and-eric.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2010 18:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[before and after]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[television]]></category>

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via
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<a href="http://ratsoff.tumblr.com/">via</a></p>
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		<title>christina applegate stars as a young retarded girl who gets along well with a risky horse.</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/09/christina-applegate-stars-as-a-young-retarded-girl-who-gets-along-well-with-a-risky-horse.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/09/christina-applegate-stars-as-a-young-retarded-girl-who-gets-along-well-with-a-risky-horse.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 2010 17:21:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[80s]]></category>
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i want to watch father murphy. now.
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i want to watch <em>father murphy</em>. now.</p>
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		<title>kevin arnold ain&#8217;t got shit on zach morris</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/09/kevin-arnold-aint-got-shit-on-zach-morris.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/09/kevin-arnold-aint-got-shit-on-zach-morris.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 23:19:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[80s]]></category>
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		<title>it&#8217;s okay dennis rodman, i&#8217;ll buy you an undershirt</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/09/its-okay-dennis-rodman-ill-buy-you-an-undershirt.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/09/its-okay-dennis-rodman-ill-buy-you-an-undershirt.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 15:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[i think gay?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sports]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[oprah&#8217;s always most generous. via
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.madfishestheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dennisoprah.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3700" title="dennisoprah" src="http://www.madfishestheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/dennisoprah.jpg" alt="" width="490" height="337" /></a>oprah&#8217;s always most generous. <a href="http://loopdreams.tumblr.com/post/1054399223">via</a></p>
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		<title>jerry seinfeld is feeling irritable</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/08/jerry-seinfeld-is-feeling-irritable.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/08/jerry-seinfeld-is-feeling-irritable.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 17:52:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[celebrities]]></category>
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		<title>why&#8217;s this divorce lawyer keep making vaginas with his hands?</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/08/whys-this-divorce-lawyer-keep-making-vaginas-with-his-hands.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/08/whys-this-divorce-lawyer-keep-making-vaginas-with-his-hands.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 19:12:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bad ad]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
via
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<a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/">via</a></p>
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		<title>ooo that would be so kool</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/08/ooo-that-would-be-so-kool.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/08/ooo-that-would-be-so-kool.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 16:53:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[children]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[via
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.madfishestheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/kool.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3640" title="kool" src="http://www.madfishestheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/kool.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="394" /></a><a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/">via</a></p>
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		<title>tori spelling is lookin real good.</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/08/tori-spelling-is-lookin-real-good.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/08/tori-spelling-is-lookin-real-good.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 16:16:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[arty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fallen celebrities]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[a 90210 trailer shop thingy? too rad. via
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.madfishestheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/90210van.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3632" title="90210van" src="http://www.madfishestheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/90210van.jpg" alt="" width="512" height="432" /></a>a 90210 trailer shop thingy? too rad. <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/90210s-biggest-fan-in-the-czech-republic">via</a></p>
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		<title>david lynch movie song mashups with other songs and stuff</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/08/david-lynch-movie-song-mashups-with-other-songs-and-stuff.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/08/david-lynch-movie-song-mashups-with-other-songs-and-stuff.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 17:24:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[80s]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>
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angelo badalamenti + jackson 5 + leona lewis (twin peaks)

smashing pumpkins + linda scott (mulholland drive)
so rad. there&#8217;s a whole album of these here
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angelo badalamenti + jackson 5 + leona lewis (twin peaks)</p>
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smashing pumpkins + linda scott (mulholland drive)</p>
<p>so rad. there&#8217;s a whole album of these <a href="http://mashedinplastic.co.uk/">here</a></p>
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