about the blogtress

my favorite director as of this minute of today is steve miner. i love to make things, drink too much, angrily debate about horror movies, happily discuss full house, and buy home decor and clothing with animals on them. wolves and kittens mostly. i also love thousand island, the movie zapped (and the soundtrack), and keith david. and despite all this, i was really popular in high school! _________________________ you can send me tips/praises using that adorable little envelope icon.

the top 10s

• top 10 people that people in movies want to bang but i sure don't
• top 10 kids that make unprotected sex look like a very bad idea
• top 10 people who died in movies but it's totally their own fault.
• top 10 most essential lessons i learned from movies
• top 10 most frustratingly stupid characters
• top 10 people falling to their death in movies
• top 10 gay relationships between straight dudes
• top 10 movies where actors went full retard
• top 10 scientists in movies played by actors who don't really pull off the whole "scientist" thing
• top 10 ghosts in movies by guest blogger patrick swayze
• top 10 love scenes in movies

our past together

frequently discussed issues

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things people have said

• i like brandon on viggo! sweep up this fucking slime!
• Shaz on i realized that i see leonardo dicaprio cry a lot in movies. so i made this.
• i like brandon on the dirtiest nastiest freakiest cat lady i’ve seen
• IndyAdvant on you pretzel guys fucking lie
• MTV | MTV At The Movies » Blog Archive » Leo tuder en del… on i realized that i see leonardo dicaprio cry a lot in movies. so i made this.

other fun internet experiences

• all of my movie posters
• blood bunny – my masterpiece
• cut. it. out. : the ultimate full house experience
• internettoday
• like you care what i think
• saturday night magazine
• sweds vs brits
• the wolf shirt

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