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dwarves are put in movies so physical violence doesn’t have to be geared towards women

midgets get abused and gary oldman played a midget so you do the math. [ READ MORE ]

paul scheer sets the record straight about his missing death scene in piranha 3d (not)

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CHARACTER, ANDREW, IN PIRANHA 3D? In a debate that surely will live on for years like the infamous discussion of whether or not the top fell or keeps spinning at the end of Inception. This surely will keep film scholars up at night for many years. So I’ll try to [ READ MORE ]

david lynch movie song mashups with other songs and stuff

angelo badalamenti + jackson 5 + leona lewis (twin peaks) smashing pumpkins + linda scott (mulholland drive) so rad. there’s a whole album of these here [ READ MORE ]

the music from inception makes everything better. like that dude that got hit by the ice cream truck.

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lost in 108 seconds

it would have been cooler had they included like the end and stuff but fine whatever. [ READ MORE ]

kevin garnett explains lost to other basketball player guy

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the top 20 scenes featuring eggs in movies (YES! I MEAN IT! 20!)

this top 10 is about the thing i’m most passionate about in the world, EGGS! therefore, 10 scenes would not suffice. who doesn’t love eating a warm delicious egg or three? and it’s almost as much fun watching people eating eggs in movies! almost! here are the scenes that best nourish and celebrate my everlasting [ READ MORE ]

haha that imbecile spelled jurassic jurrasic.

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last night’s lost in a nutshell.

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top 10 most delightful hookers in the movies

everyone loves to bang a prossy here and there. in and out right? but in movies, they sometimes tend to be human beings too. sometimes. this list is dedicated to the lifetime movie coed call-girl starring tori spelling and all the hundreds of other prostitutes i was sad to not include but there are just [ READ MORE ]

my all time favorite quote from a movie ever.

you wouldn’t believe how well i quote it either. via [ READ MORE ]

top 10 people who died in movies but it’s totally their own fault.

people die in movies all the time, and people in movies also do a lot of dumb shit. so sometimes, people do stupid things and pay for it… with their life. 10. speed dead person: beth grant mastermind bomb guy dennis hopper says he’ll take the injured driver off the bus, no funny stuff. so first thing the [ READ MORE ]

“i don’t understand” :( :( :(

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umm, thanks for the spoiler, netflix

don’t read this unless you’ve seen the movie or don’t care, but the netflx synopsis gives away the plot in the first sentence. i don’t think the writer watched the movie. so thanks a lot, netflix guy. this is the second half of the movie only. you ruined it. [ READ MORE ]

oh darn, i was really looking forward to this.

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