Archive for the ‘ shitty movie ’ Category

dwarves are put in movies so physical violence doesn’t have to be geared towards women

midgets get abused and gary oldman played a midget so you do the math. [ READ MORE ]

making out with katherine heigl: a how-to

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a montage of people in movies dancing set to “footloose”

pretty lame that they felt the need to use clerks 2 multiple times and not ONE shot of chris penn. but it’s cool that seven brides for seven brothers is on there, that’s some rad ginger dancing. [ READ MORE ]

oh damn i wanna see this movie “vampires suck the other guys”

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top 10 lobster appearances in movies

lobster is delicious and expensive. this is why it’s significant in film. and fyi, sebastian from the little mermaid is apparently a crab. 10. splash daryl hannah is a real asshole for chowing down on what would have once been her buddy in the ocean (*see the little mermaid). i guess now that she’s a human she [ READ MORE ]

god, everytime i watch the trailer for “truth or dare?”, it makes me want to watch the movie again!

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the trailer for “titantic 2″. for real. STOKED!!!

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i can’t wait to see “chloe”. it seems really erotic.

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an audience’s reaction to the “devil” trailer

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top 10 best urination scenes in movies

peeing is so funny when they do it in movies. and we all know it. unless you’re peeing in THIS. that’s not funny or cool at all. 10. major league peeing context: this is what lou brown thinks of a non sit-up contract amount of pee: enough to show he don’t give a fuck about that contract see that contract [ READ MORE ]

the trailer for “let me in”, yknow like “let the right one in” but AMERICAN!!!!!

hey, they really did a good job of making it aesthetically look just like the original. and wow, how about that music! fabulous. this movie SO needed to be made. [ READ MORE ]

top 13 most fun and exciting boxes in movies

yknow when you receive a big box in the mail and you’re all stoked and then you open it and it’s something lame like a towel or something? well these boxes meet your fun and hopeful expectations of being totally awesome inside and out. 13. terminator 2 type of box: a box of long stemmed roses what’s in [ READ MORE ]

the reviews for “grownups” are in! and this one is somewhat positive.

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my review of the human centipede!

i decided today that i will now be the next roger ebert. this movie inspired me. it sucks. the human centipede is about this really really ugly retired surgeon who has this life goal to put things together by the butts. why you ask!? he never really says. but he sure likes it. see?! he has [ READ MORE ]

i’m confused, hornbuck13. why are you posting this?

here’s a link that doesn’t work you guys! i hate this movie anyway! click to enlarge or reply to his post here. [ READ MORE ]

the top high school classes in movies and my fun day taking them

all you dead poets and standers and deliverers know that there are monotonous classes in movies, and there are rad ones. if i lived in my ideal movie world, this would be my dream schedule of classes. homeroom with mr. shoop summer school watch some texas chainsaw massacre with dean cameron and scope out mr. shoop’s stems in [ READ MORE ]

jackie chan hates karate kids!

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top 10 best football scenes in non-football movies

who doesn’t love football movies? but they only come out once in a while, so sometimes you have to just get excited when they’re playing football in a movie. and it happens in tons of movies! but i like these ones. football? what’s a football? 10. class act duncan pinderhughes stumbles into the stupid people gym class (there’s [ READ MORE ]

heather graham now exclusively does pregnancy movies

and they seem just great. [ READ MORE ]

top 10 brilliant inventions in movies that i’d love to have

we all love proton packs and light sabers and time machines, right? but i’m not so sure those would be the first inventions on my christmas list. these ones are. 10. flubber movie: flubber crazy green slime that wreaks havoc? who wouldn’t want to play with that? 9. glasses that don’t fall off your face movie: the jerk wow, this invention [ READ MORE ]

“zombie vs shark” featured in a windows commercial

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the top 20 scenes featuring eggs in movies (YES! I MEAN IT! 20!)

this top 10 is about the thing i’m most passionate about in the world, EGGS! therefore, 10 scenes would not suffice. who doesn’t love eating a warm delicious egg or three? and it’s almost as much fun watching people eating eggs in movies! almost! here are the scenes that best nourish and celebrate my everlasting [ READ MORE ]

remember that movie “the happening”? gosh that movie was pretty bad. this is funny.

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top 10 most epic mustaches in movies (part 2 (the squeakquel) of the facial hair top 10 saga)

remember i said i also wanted to honor mustaches the way i did beards? well nows your chance to read it. 10. taking pelham 1 2 3 stache-wearer: john travolta stache-style: the butt-chin moat travolta really needed to bring it to act next to denzel, so what better to bring the ruckus with than a killer chin accessory. 9. the [ READ MORE ]

diora baird in “quit”, she gonna be all naked and stuff

quit is about people who go to joshua tree to quit smoking. what a horrible sounding movie, but not when my gurl diora and her boobs are gonna be starring in it! WOO! via oh, and not to mention this: stoked. [ READ MORE ]