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the trailer for the new “night of the demons”

it’s “bat shit insane”! oh and it has my lady diora baird. and my favorite scream. [ READ MORE ]

the dark knight in 5 seconds

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the trailer for “let me in”, yknow like “let the right one in” but AMERICAN!!!!!

hey, they really did a good job of making it aesthetically look just like the original. and wow, how about that music! fabulous. this movie SO needed to be made. [ READ MORE ]

“charlie bit my finger” made into a movie starring adrien brody

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the trailer for the remake of “i spit on your grave”. how much you wanna bet there’s no nudity?

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piranha 3d, but i thought i read it wasn’t 3d anymore?

and richard dreyfuss grew a stache so he got to be in it. [ READ MORE ]

oooo is this a remake to bully?!

or bully was a remake of this? or neither? either way i love it. via [ READ MORE ]

it’s about gd time! the porn version of curb your enthusiasm

why’d they give larry that stupid medieval scientist hair tho? [ READ MORE ]

werner herzog to remake dr. giggles starring nic cage

omg omg omg i’m so excited!!!! because bad lieutenant: port of call new orleans is the best movie i’ve seen in my life, i’m sure this will be a real doozy. [ READ MORE ]

the bird and the bee makes a tribute album to hall and oates and it’s not ok, oh boy, is it not ok

here’s how it works, ok? so shut up and don’t take their music and have it done with female vocals like i planned on doing. here, if you want to download this shit. [ READ MORE ]

i’m on a boat ft. my dad

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another remake! will smith to direct “overboard” with jennifer lopez. wooot.

maybe you guys could remake going overboard as well? oh jesus god no [ READ MORE ]

michael bay to remake monster squad. oh him.

michael bay. can you stop pulling this shit on me? get out of my life, thanks. story here. oh jesus god no [ READ MORE ]

no way. they tried to remake hawaii five-o with gary busey

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this is way more alice in wonderland than that new bullshit alice in wonderland movie.

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the zoolander sequel is so necessary, right?

and it’s going to be co-written by my EX-boyfriend justin theroux. how’s about that? yeah. lame. meet the fockers 4neva. via [ READ MORE ]

tim burton’s weekend at bernies

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the new nightmare on elm street trailer makes me want to see it a bit less

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mannequin to be remade – yay.

no, not this one. the shitty first one. which does not at all compare to the second. anyway, the company that produced weekend at bernies and gleaming the cube is set to remake (or as this witty article (which regrettably disses the sequel) refers to as redress) the critically acclaimed love story. so there’s that. [ READ MORE ]

best movie ive seen like ever?

yes, you have to see this movie. best thing about is werner herzog said “this isn’t a remake or a sequel. i havent even seen the original” hahahhaha. yay bad lieutenant. [ READ MORE ]

ugh. the new karate kid trailer.

i wasn’t going to post it because its so lame, but i guess i will follow up on my previous “discussion”. ralph macchio was like 16 or 17 in the karate kid. will smith jr is like 8. wtf. and jackie chan thinks he can mr miyagi? really? you cant jackie chan. fuck you, movie. [ READ MORE ]

oldboy remake is DUNZO

a long time ago, i blogged about how oldboy was being remade with will smith. remember? it was my first blogpost. and then i blogged about it again, not being a remake, but a re-envisioning. well guess what you guys! its dead! HOORAY!!!! [ READ MORE ]

top 10 pedophiles in movies, some gross, some less gross

10. old school sexual predator: luke wilson grossness factor: not really that gross i guess luke wilson bangs a high school girl, but he didn’t know she was in high school. so i guess afterall, hes not really that much of a pedophile. he just likes banging baby girlz. most dudes would do the same. 9. donnie darko sexual predator: [ READ MORE ]

the most literal clue that something is different about the remake of nightmare on elm st

obviously remakes of horror movies these days are way tamer. given. why and how are they going to remake i spit on your grave? who knows. but really? youre gonna do basically a literal remake and you not even include the sexual innuendo of the og shot? spread your legs bitch. this is bs. but [ READ MORE ]

oldboy not remake, still lame

will smith claims its ok to make a remake if its not a remake… “We’re looking at that right now. Not the film though, it’s the original source material. There’s the original comics of ‘Oldboy’ that they made the first film from. And that’s what we’re working from, not an adaptation of the film.” uh duh, we’ve [ READ MORE ]