Archive for the ‘ oh jesus god no ’ Category

if you’re sick of doing parkour outside, you can now do it in an indoor space for money!

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don’t eat your poop in a room full of people watching you eat your poop or you’ll get totally busted

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the double rainbow guy sells out and sucks

windows probably thought they were so rad for actually getting double rainbow guy paul “hungry bear” vasquez, not realizing that (i assume), everyone that watches this will barf. not only are we over the double rainbow, but double rainbow guy, you can’t act, don’t try. via [ READ MORE ]

the olsen twins love pizza!!!!

how much do pizza do you think they can chow? (hint: more than their parents would ever allow.) *notice the black girl suggests fried chicken instead. dat’s racist! mmmm love me some olsen pizza. must chow. [ READ MORE ]

i know it was the 80s, but come on, does anyone actually want to see mariel hemingway naked?

if you do (suit yourself), click here for a pic from the playboy spread via [ READ MORE ]

the trailer for the remake of “i spit on your grave”. how much you wanna bet there’s no nudity?

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REEEEMIX™ with PAULY D™ for baskin robbins™.

too much coke. now he can’t stop rocking back and forth to the jamz. :( via [ READ MORE ]

all of my favorite rappers, in one place, doing one awesome video. omg.

and i love when my favorite rappers will smith, ice-t, heavy d, kid n play, jazzy jeff, whoever else, oh yeah, ET are aware of the environment and stuff. gosh i love this song. [ READ MORE ]

the new sex and the city 2 poster is well photoshopped

but no no no it can’t be real. having tons of money for a movie means you can hire good photoshop artists right? this can’t be real, no. via [ READ MORE ]

the bird and the bee makes a tribute album to hall and oates and it’s not ok, oh boy, is it not ok

here’s how it works, ok? so shut up and don’t take their music and have it done with female vocals like i planned on doing. here, if you want to download this shit. [ READ MORE ]

another remake! will smith to direct “overboard” with jennifer lopez. wooot.

maybe you guys could remake going overboard as well? oh jesus god no [ READ MORE ]

michael bay to remake monster squad. oh him.

michael bay. can you stop pulling this shit on me? get out of my life, thanks. story here. oh jesus god no [ READ MORE ]

the new nightmare on elm street trailer makes me want to see it a bit less

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i hope this is a joke, but at the same time i hope it isn’t. rob zombie, you are a such a tool.

csi miami directed by rob zombie starring the people rob zombie puts in movies. but don’t take offense, william forsythe. i still love you. [ READ MORE ]

dolph lundgren sings (or lipsyncs)!!!!

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oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man GROWN UPS THE MOVIE!

OMG they’re GROWN UPS but they LOVE FUN? AND WATERPARKS? it’s like OLD DOGS 2!!!!!! MEETS wild hogs!!!! CAN’T WAIT! via [ READ MORE ]

mannequin to be remade – yay.

no, not this one. the shitty first one. which does not at all compare to the second. anyway, the company that produced weekend at bernies and gleaming the cube is set to remake (or as this witty article (which regrettably disses the sequel) refers to as redress) the critically acclaimed love story. so there’s that. [ READ MORE ]

whose idea was it to have miley cyrus pucker?

shitty poster for what i presume would be an amazing film. lolz. i ♥ floating heads. [ READ MORE ]

ugh. the new karate kid trailer.

i wasn’t going to post it because its so lame, but i guess i will follow up on my previous “discussion”. ralph macchio was like 16 or 17 in the karate kid. will smith jr is like 8. wtf. and jackie chan thinks he can mr miyagi? really? you cant jackie chan. fuck you, movie. [ READ MORE ]

oldboy remake is DUNZO

a long time ago, i blogged about how oldboy was being remade with will smith. remember? it was my first blogpost. and then i blogged about it again, not being a remake, but a re-envisioning. well guess what you guys! its dead! HOORAY!!!! [ READ MORE ]