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top 10 most lovable and awesome criminals i would perhaps considering partnering up with

criminals can get a bad rap for being a criminal, but deep down, some of them are actually quite charming and good-natured. sorry con air fans, con air isn’t on this list. i can’t use con air on every list, you guys! 10. johnny, the mentally challenged tag-along of the raping rednecks movie: i spit on your [ READ MORE ]

top 13 most fun and exciting boxes in movies

yknow when you receive a big box in the mail and you’re all stoked and then you open it and it’s something lame like a towel or something? well these boxes meet your fun and hopeful expectations of being totally awesome inside and out. 13. terminator 2 type of box: a box of long stemmed roses what’s in [ READ MORE ]

nic cage wants chocolate cake

the guy who made it promises to “never make anything this retarded ever again.” [ READ MORE ]

cageflix your netflix

add all your fave nic cage movies to your queue. well… 49 of them anyway. do it here [ READ MORE ]

nic cage’s hair and it’s ever-evolving beauty

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top 10 most epic mustaches in movies (part 2 (the squeakquel) of the facial hair top 10 saga)

remember i said i also wanted to honor mustaches the way i did beards? well nows your chance to read it. 10. taking pelham 1 2 3 stache-wearer: john travolta stache-style: the butt-chin moat travolta really needed to bring it to act next to denzel, so what better to bring the ruckus with than a killer chin accessory. 9. the [ READ MORE ]

werner herzog to remake dr. giggles starring nic cage

omg omg omg i’m so excited!!!! because bad lieutenant: port of call new orleans is the best movie i’ve seen in my life, i’m sure this will be a real doozy. [ READ MORE ]

top 10 people who died in movies but it’s totally their own fault.

people die in movies all the time, and people in movies also do a lot of dumb shit. so sometimes, people do stupid things and pay for it… with their life. 10. speed dead person: beth grant mastermind bomb guy dennis hopper says he’ll take the injured driver off the bus, no funny stuff. so first thing the [ READ MORE ]

poster showdown: the 2 consecutive movies by director john madden

john madden’s creative team is very creative! i prefer the nic cage poster as he is always best and they’re like 4 inches closer to actually kissing. [ READ MORE ]

top 10 scientists in movies played by actors who don’t really pull off the whole “scientist” thing

dear casting people, you’re doing it wrong. the following scientists for one reason or another are the least convincing, and it was a tough race because there are truly hundreds of terribly implausible scientists in movies. yay movies! 10. sphere scientist: sharon stone type of science: marine biologist. as if! sharon stone is a lovely woman, not to say that [ READ MORE ]

top 10 most frustratingly stupid characters

whether they’re gullible, oblivious or just plain unintelligent, these characters didn’t use their brains enough to come through and not fuck things up. although, god love em, without these idiots, we might not have these movies at all! dumb people are crucial to movie plots! 10. die hard featured dim-wit: argyle, the limo driver how bad they blew [ READ MORE ]

the top 76 movies of the 00s!

yknow how all the websites and blogs are doing the best movies of the decade? well heres another version. but this ones better. because its SEVENTY SIX movies! yes. it was 72 but now its 76. LIKE THE GAS OR THE SPORTS TEAM! compiled by myself and the wonderful paddy daddy! remember that these are [ READ MORE ]

nic cage being the best nic cage he can be

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top 10 rags to riches movies

being poor and then being rich is awesome. right? especially when you do nothing to deserve the wealth. 10. king ralph rich by way of: sudden royalty ralph is just some sleazy lounge singer in vegas. but suddenly when all of the royal familys totes dead, ralph has dna that makes him royal. so he comes KING [ READ MORE ]