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		<title>newscasters are the best at delivering news under pressure, amiright?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 21:03:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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		<title>penetrating weather report</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Oct 2010 16:20:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[man parts]]></category>
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		<title>you did it wrong. segway owner dies by riding segway off a cliff.</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/09/you-did-it-wrong-segway-owner-dies-by-riding-segway-off-a-cliff.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 14:52:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[seems like it could be dangerous. story here.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.madfishestheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/job_segway.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3759" title="job_segway" src="http://www.madfishestheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/job_segway.jpg" alt="" width="430" height="245" /></a>seems like it could be dangerous. <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5648709/segway-company-owner-dies-after-driving-segway-off-cliff">story here</a>.</p>
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		<title>neo-nazi finds out she&#8217;s a jew. and all is right in the world!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 14:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ola married pawel after meeting when they were 13, as any nice girl in love would do, took on his nazi beliefs and life style. now that&#8217;s she&#8217;s found out in her 30s, she&#8217;s orthodox. god, i hope i never wake up and find out i&#8217;m actually a nazi. now that&#8217;d be embarrassing! story here.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.madfishestheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/neonazi_jewish.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3757" title="neonazi_jewish" src="http://www.madfishestheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/neonazi_jewish.jpg" alt="" width="423" height="255" /></a>ola married pawel after meeting when they were 13, as any nice girl in love would do, took on his nazi beliefs and life style. now that&#8217;s she&#8217;s found out in her 30s, she&#8217;s orthodox. god, i hope i never wake up and find out i&#8217;m actually a nazi. now <em>that&#8217;d</em> be embarrassing! <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315093/Polish-neo-Nazi-skinhead-couple-discover-JEWISH.html">story here</a>.</p>
<p>it&#8217;s just like that one time&#8230;<br />
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		<title>if the double rainbow guy was a bro and starred in cloverfield</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/09/if-the-double-rainbow-guy-was-a-bro-and-starred-in-cloverfield.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 17:05:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cool guys]]></category>
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dudes react rather excitedly to the tornado yesterday from brooklyn.via
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dudes react rather excitedly to the tornado yesterday from brooklyn.<a href="http://deadspin.com/5640743/look-at-the-tree-tornado-video-is-the-east-coasts-double-rainbow">via</a></p>
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		<title>thanksgiving the movie not the trailer</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/08/thanksgiving-the-movie-not-the-trailer.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 22:58:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[80s]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[because if machete gets to be a movie&#8230; via
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		<title>watching jet blue news on a jet blue plane&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.madfishestheblog.com/2010/08/watching-jet-blue-news-on-a-jet-blue-plane.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 15:33:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[now that&#8217;s what i call topical! via
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.madfishestheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jetbluenews.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-3451" title="jetbluenews" src="http://www.madfishestheblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jetbluenews.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="373" /></a>now <em>that&#8217;s</em> what i call topical! <a href="http://www.eyethune.com/">via</a></p>
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		<title>currently drunk flight attendant steven slater in videogame land</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 15:06:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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		<title>snooki &#8211; the asian news version</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 16:51:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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		<title>i think that cat is on pot</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 17:36:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>madfishes</dc:creator>
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