Archive for the ‘ horror ’ Category

an ode to the biggest hipster of the friday the 13th movies

is it just me or is the deckhand from friday the 13th 8: jason takes manhattan way radder than anyone gives him credit for? he needs to get off that cruise ship and onto an american apparel billboard pronto. too bad his ass gets sacked. [ READ MORE ]

top 10 ghosts in movies by guest blogger patrick swayze

hey you guys! its the swayz here. now that im heaven i have lots of time to help out on guest blogging so here i am. guest blogging. and now im going to do a top 10 about fellow ghosts in cinema. it’s halloween soon, after all! 10. the sixth sense ghost: mischa barton likability: i wouldnt want [ READ MORE ]

twins freak me out, man

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the trailer for “terror inside” starring corey feldman.

damn this looks good. [ READ MORE ]

scary yes, but also too cute to be scary.

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redesigned posters for the best movies – 3 new ones.

well i did some new ones. (old ones here) [ READ MORE ]

must. see. squeal.

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a badass rap about EGGS

via. this comes at a great time for us serious egg lovers who are really getting upset about this whole egg fiasco. i want eggs. now. if you too are feeling down about eggs, reminisce about the good times in the top 20 scenes about eggs! [ READ MORE ]

thanksgiving the movie not the trailer

because if machete gets to be a movie… via [ READ MORE ]

PUN’s labrinyth (get it?)

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paul scheer sets the record straight about his missing death scene in piranha 3d (not)

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CHARACTER, ANDREW, IN PIRANHA 3D? In a debate that surely will live on for years like the infamous discussion of whether or not the top fell or keeps spinning at the end of Inception. This surely will keep film scholars up at night for many years. So I’ll try to [ READ MORE ]

the trailer for “hatchet 2″, according to them it will be mind blowing.

don’t get me wrong, i liked hatched. liked. doesn’t mean i think it changed horror. but they think so! you know a movie will be good when they spend the first half of the trailer praising it. i would not go that far, you guys… and if anything, didn’t like scream resurrect the slasher genre? please enlighten [ READ MORE ]

the best of b-horror: texas chainsaw massacre the next generation

a new one! [ READ MORE ]

piranha 3d for your consideration: best penis being gobbled maybe?

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the trailer for the new “night of the demons”

it’s “bat shit insane”! oh and it has my lady diora baird. and my favorite scream. [ READ MORE ]

my favorite characters of friday the 13th because it’s friday the 13th

friday the 13th is the best of all horror franchises simply because of the amazing character development imo. ok well they try a bit it seems, and an f13 film does not go by without me loving at least a couple of the characters. narrowing down my favorites was certainly tough! maddy the totally not hot [ READ MORE ]

poster showdown: tamara versus headhunter

trying to decide which shitty horror movie starring a girl holding an axe in a very red hallway to watch. i’ve seen tamara already so i guess i’ll go with headhunter. [ READ MORE ]

warning: do not get into this person’s car

  • August 6th, 2010
  • Posted in horror

i never thought buffalo bill would drive a matrix hatchback. [ READ MORE ]

god, everytime i watch the trailer for “truth or dare?”, it makes me want to watch the movie again!

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texas chainsaw massacre the next generation, sponsored by wendy’s boneless wings.

if you want to chat about new fast food products, do it on the imdb message boards. clearly, other people will follow your lead. click to enlarge. via [ READ MORE ]

an audience’s reaction to the “devil” trailer

(now with working video!) people don’t like m. night too much!! via [ READ MORE ]

jason voorhees and his many, many, many faces

i love seing jason unmasked; it can sometimes be the most exciting part of a friday the 13th movie; but from time to time you have to wonder how his face changes this way. from an inbred looking hick to a straight up demon in just a couple of years? this must be because he [ READ MORE ]

the best of the amazing horror masterpiece “pieces”

made by me and my brother. [ READ MORE ]

top 10 best urination scenes in movies

peeing is so funny when they do it in movies. and we all know it. unless you’re peeing in THIS. that’s not funny or cool at all. 10. major league peeing context: this is what lou brown thinks of a non sit-up contract amount of pee: enough to show he don’t give a fuck about that contract see that contract [ READ MORE ]

tommy wiseau has like… a new movie?!?

the house that dripped blood on alex and it’s in the sci-fi/horror hilarity genre. my favorite filmmaker and my favorite genre. can’t wait. [ READ MORE ]