Archive for the ‘ food ’ Category

you pretzel guys fucking lie

  • August 30th, 2010
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if you work at wendys, you can only learn your job through song

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iz can eat my head tooz!

  • August 18th, 2010
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top 10 lobster appearances in movies

lobster is delicious and expensive. this is why it’s significant in film. and fyi, sebastian from the little mermaid is apparently a crab. 10. splash daryl hannah is a real asshole for chowing down on what would have once been her buddy in the ocean (*see the little mermaid). i guess now that she’s a human she [ READ MORE ]

ahnuld is so hungry

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keyboard cathy sings about sashimi and like how it’s different than sushi

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so that’s what they meant by “egg roll”!!!! HEYO.

i love eggs, but this is something i will not be eating. via [ READ MORE ]

the top 20 scenes featuring eggs in movies (YES! I MEAN IT! 20!)

this top 10 is about the thing i’m most passionate about in the world, EGGS! therefore, 10 scenes would not suffice. who doesn’t love eating a warm delicious egg or three? and it’s almost as much fun watching people eating eggs in movies! almost! here are the scenes that best nourish and celebrate my everlasting [ READ MORE ]

they want it to not be called soy milk since it’s not actually milk. lolz!!!!

it’d be much better if it was called soy jism, right? via [ READ MORE ]

trade in your guns for groceries! yay!

on saturday, may 8, 2010, ralph’s grocery stores are exchanging gift cards or visa cards in exchange for guns, no questions asked (thank god). $100 cards for handguns and $200 cards for assault weapons. so clean that blood of those guns and go get some groceries, you guys! list of locations here. [ READ MORE ]

the REAL pf changs twitter

forget @pfchangs, this is where the fun pf chang twitters are and stuff. (it maybe isn’t real tho, sorry) via [ READ MORE ]

that cake looks a lot like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, hm?

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ughh this is like the cutest thing ever.

3 year old zaylee jean’s cooking show. i wouldn’t normally be able to watch an entire 10 minute video of a 3 year old but yeah, i watched the whole thing. via [ READ MORE ]

fighting about crumpets on youtube comments

dudes, chill. everyone needs a crumpet. via [ READ MORE ]

burger king’s horror themed ad campaign is too rad

dubai-based advertising agency tonic were asked to communicate that burger king stays open until the wee hours of the morning, and the resulting advertising features some of horror’s favorite villains. they would never do shit this horror-y in america. :( full story and more photos (chucky and scream) here [ READ MORE ]

you should see what it did to the eggplant

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the best way to advertise a rib restaurant is children going crazy with the ribs, right?

this just makes me so uncomfortable. and i think the girl on the right wasn’t even really there! they should put adults on here indulging in ribs. that’d be better. website here. [ READ MORE ]

mcdonalds happy meals don’t expire!!

the top photo is the same happy meal one year prior. people might think this is gross and yes, food should go bad, but c’mon, this is awesome news! i’m eating happy meals forever. full story here. [ READ MORE ]

someone needs to like watch what they’re eating because like turtles get fat

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i guess nutri-grain bars make you this awesome

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carry bbq sauce everywhere you go! OHH YEAHHH

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she’s right. don’t make bread this way.

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you like the shape of that hot dog, right? me too.

but asshole pediatricians want to change the shape of hot dogs and candies to prevent children from choking. “we know what shape, sizes and consistencies pose the greatest risk for choking in children and whenever possible food manufacturers should design foods to avoid those characteristics, or redesign existing foods when possible, to change [ READ MORE ]

i’m lucky enough to live next to this specific arbys! and it smells gross.

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this might be old news, but it’s new to me: A WHOPPER BAR OPENING IN MIAMI

seriously. booze AND burger king. heaven. so stoked so stoked so stoked. To keep up with Miami’s night life, Burger King’s new Whopper bar will offer American beer and Whopper sandwiches around the clock, staying open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. // cnnad_createAd("270381","http://ads.cnn.com/html.ng/site=cnn_money&cnn_money_position=220x200_ctr&cnn_money_rollup=quigo&params.styles=fs","200","220"); // ]]> It will be the chain’s first U.S. location to sell beer, [ READ MORE ]