the hardwired trailer. yay!!

• November 25th, 2009
• Posted in action stars . fallen celebrities . shitty movie . trailer

no no, it makes sense, because wire frames automatically render only blood, duh.“you are so dead bye bye.” [ READ MORE ]

dude! the journey to promethea with billy zane!

• November 19th, 2009
• Posted in fallen celebrities . shitty movie . trailer

again, it wont let me embed this magic. watch the trailer here. srsly! now! [ READ MORE ]

ew. did you know elvira lost her virginity to tom jones?

• November 18th, 2009
• Posted in cool guys . fallen celebrities . horror . sexy . white chicks

well yes, you may already have heard, but they did it. and because tom jones was so well-endowed (in his penis), she had some tearing and had to go to the hospital to get stitches. the next night, she went backstage to see him and he was all over his two backup singers. oh tom [ READ MORE ]

my how things change

• November 17th, 2009
• Posted in fallen celebrities . television

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dock ellis & the LSD no-no

• November 12th, 2009
• Posted in arty . fallen celebrities . sports

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i guess this is like, an actual movie?

• October 21st, 2009
• Posted in celebrities . fallen celebrities . robin williams . shitty movie . trailer

good going guys. this looks sensational. [ READ MORE ]

corey feldman being not awesome

• October 7th, 2009
• Posted in 80s . fallen celebrities

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he certainly hasn’t aged well…

• October 6th, 2009
• Posted in 80s . clowns . fallen celebrities

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the wonder years, sans narration, kinda sucks.

• September 30th, 2009
• Posted in 80s . fallen celebrities . heartwarming

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what are you doing to yourself, albert clifford

• September 16th, 2009
• Posted in drag . fallen celebrities . wtf

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worst. poster. ever.

• September 10th, 2009
• Posted in bad ad . cool guys . fallen celebrities . gangster . rap music . shitty movie

apparently matt dillon had a no photoshopping my head clause in his contract. [ READ MORE ]

"lets do some gratuitous violence"

• September 2nd, 2009
• Posted in fallen celebrities . lame . shitty movie . stupid

boondock saints 2 saints day of saints has a lot of slow-mo and no willem dafoe. i think ill skip it. [ READ MORE ]

you can always tell where hes been

• August 26th, 2009
• Posted in celebrities . chuck norris . fallen celebrities

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be cool. life is cool. you’re so cool in cracktown.

• August 25th, 2009
• Posted in celebrities . fallen celebrities . gangster . movie tagline . shitty movie

best. tagline. EVERzzzz. *update: movie doesnt live up to the tagline. youre not so cool in cracktown. no surprise there. [ READ MORE ]

hi darren

• August 24th, 2009
• Posted in fallen celebrities . heartwarming

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i love crispin glover

• February 23rd, 2009
• Posted in fallen celebrities

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eric nies was almost about to be batman?

• February 18th, 2009
• Posted in fallen celebrities

watch eric nies from the “real world: new york” and host of the ever popular mtv dance show “the grind” tell an incredible tale of how he was called into play batman. look how hard he tries to leave out the part about the sex he had with joel schumacher during the audition. [ READ MORE ]

uh, no thanks carlton…

• November 21st, 2008
• Posted in fallen celebrities

i don’t want your big stuffed turkey or your thanksgiving trimmings. [ READ MORE ]

• November 6th, 2008
• Posted in fallen celebrities . shitty movie

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