why liar, liar kind of blows even though i’ve watched it 20 times.

1. the son, max. i hate kids in movies a lot of times. especially the boys with the terrible haircuts, but i think this son might be the worst son ever. ALL he does is scream and pout. every time he gets excited he goes OMG OMG YAY DADDY BASEBALL YAY and then he’s like WA MY DADDY DOESN’T LOVE ME BASEBALL, etc.
2. why does the little bitch wish for what he wishes for? i wish for just one day, dad couldn’t tell a lie. A) why for one day? why for just one day? what child thinks this way? and B) why not wish for like your dad to be around more, or for your parents to get back together like you do a year later?

3. it’s not really lying if you walk by a fat guy and don’t tell him he’s fat. or is it lying? does that mean that everyone that knows a fat person and doesnt constantly call them fat is a liar? guess so. and speaking of which

4. a lot of the “truths” he tells people arent at all “truths”, they’re just having a big mouth and so i guess the son wished for his dad to not not lie but to say everything ever that comes to his mind like if he walks by a fat colleague, he better tell that fat colleague he’s fucking fat. because that’s being honest.

5. i don’t know about you, but this movie is nostalgic and that’s why i watch it, but if you look at it objectively, jim carrey acts pretty douchey, so douchey in fact, that i doubt acting this way could get him laid, let alone married. he acts this way in other movies yes, but in other movies he doesn’t play a lawyer. lawyers can’t be this silly!

6. the son is in the whole movie

7. if you get mad at your ex husband, it’s fine to spitefully move across the country and take your kid? he’s a silly lawyer i thought. why couldn’t he do something about this legal battle for the wretched child who loves baseball?
8. this is maura tierney’s face the whole movie. you’re hotter than this. stop scrunching.

9. this isn’t really a con, but i find it strange that when her boyfriend asks what the big problem is about moving to boston she says well, jim carrey does the claw, you see? that’s a weird response.

10. why does she say to him “do you know what your son was doing at 8:15 last night? he was making a wish that blah blah”… this would not be what was said. i seriously doubt she looked at the clock at the exact second butthead blew out his candles and remembered to tell her ex all about it.

11. when jim carrey comes to his school to ask him to re-wish his birthday wish, he says that it didn’t come true the second time around because he didn’t really want it this time. how the hell do you know all the rules of birthday wishes? you’re 5.

12. if this were real life, jim carrey would definitely do jennifer tilly. so unrealistic.
13. $900 isn’t even that expensive of a suit.

14. why does that mechanic guy say “you’ve been here before”? i hate that.

15. BASEBALL STUFF!
16. if jennifer tilly was under 18 when she married the guy, meaning the prenup is void, wouldn’t the marriage be void as well? instead of even considering that fact, the judge is like, oh damn you right, ok you win, give her $40 million dollars before i even take a look at the documents! that’s good judging.
17. max.
18. that whole airplane sequence scene at the end is so stupid.

by the way, i was curious how max grew up and was shocked to see what he turned out to look like!