lobster is delicious and expensive. this is why it’s significant in film. and fyi, sebastian from the little mermaid is apparently a crab.

10. splash
daryl hannah is a real asshole for chowing down on what would have once been her buddy in the ocean (*see the little mermaid). i guess now that she’s a human she forgets her roots.

9. summer rentaljohn candy is fat, therefore he goes on vacation and immediately goes for lobster. but just because he’s fat doesn’t mean he’s getting those lobsters to eat. you have to be rich in this town to eat them. so he throws a fit because he doesn’t get his lobster!

8. multiple maniacshave you ever thought about sexing a giant lobster? how about ever thought about sexing divine? yes they’re both really barf worthy so that’s why they make the perfect couple. they fuck each other.

7. starship troopers
those are basically lobsters, right? they don’t look very delicious at all.

6. girl movies: love actually, julie and julia, how to lose a guy in 10 days
normal white people eating and dressing as lobsters.

5. naked gun 2 1/2
that’s one big horny lobster.

4. annie hall
if you want to know if the person you’re dating is the one, try boiling lobsters together. if you have fun, she’s right for you. if she’s lame about it, you know to get back with diane keaton. lobsters bringing people together, i love it.

3. one crazy summer
nantucket is overrun with lobsters, so they can be the theme of a practical joke you play, or even the target while shooting practice. it’s fun to do bad things (with lobsters).

2. flashdance
because she’s ghetto and not used to fine dining, jennifer beals thinks it’s appropriate to orally fuck her lobster to entice her date. works for me!

1. leonard part 6
it’s not often you get to see bill cosby, lobsters attacking, and magical butter in one place. thank god for leonard part 6.

even robert pattinson enjoys a nice lobster dinner.