everyone loves to bang a prossy here and there. in and out right? but in movies, they sometimes tend to be human beings too. sometimes. this list is dedicated to the lifetime movie coed call-girl starring tori spelling and all the hundreds of other prostitutes i was sad to not include but there are just too many i love.

10. very bad things
prosty: porn star kobe tai
worth: she’s technically a stripper but easily convinced and easily killed. therefore, free!
everyone knows you don’t screw jeremy piven. nothing good can come from that. and like the true lady of the night she is, she comes into their lives and penthouse suite, and goes just as quickly with a towel hook to her neck or something. what a slut!

9. taxi driver
prosty: pre-yucky jodie foster
worth: bickle gives her sex-free money because he wants to save her but i assume she’s cheap
they may come hotter, but they don’t come younger. well at least not caucasian ones usually.

8. dirty work
prosty: the saigon whore
worth: like many hollywood-ized hookers, she’s marriage material
i couldn’t find a photo of her. so here’s chris farley’s bitten off nose. she bit off his nose so he married her.

7. my own private idaho
prosty: keanu and river
worth: whoa those are some HAWT HOOKERS and worth at least $100.
they’re men of the streets, banging men and women alike to make a buck. but river is a narcoleptic. that seems like it’d be frustrating for customers.

6. milk money
prosty: melanie griffith
worth: she works for change, literally!
what an awesome hooker, she accepts change AND she’ll work with kids. she’s a real trooper. oh and she’ll do other shit such as teach dance and be the demonstration for class projects. that’s one obedient whore.

5. trading places
prosty: attractive jamie lee curtis
worth: she’s cheap because she’s from the mean streets but she cleans up nice
it’s rare when you find a hooker who will always have your back. when you find one, you gotta hold on tight and slam the shit out of her.

4. fargo
prosty: those two not so pretty chix
worth: we don’t know really, i think
i would not like to partake.

3. pretty woman/american gigalo
prosty: julia and richard
worth: they’re both human beings with lotz of feelings!
richard gere cleans up his act from working those streets and women and becomes super rich and successful. and then he goes out and falls in love with a hooker himself. and then the very attractive ex-prossies live happily ever after!

2. total recall
prosty: 3-boobied
worth: she shows those 3 boobs for no charge!
i don’t know if dudes really pay for the boobs, but i guess she’d be a little more fun than the normal working girl because she has like 16% more sex parts.

1. lost in translation
prosty: the azn woman who looks more like a real estate agent
worth: she must be expensive if she works with famous people
she gets the prize of being the best hooker in the world of movies because of her nasty kinky foreplay. because ripped stockings are way hot.