i’m gonna miss that open mouth. anyone notice how he never closed his lips? is anyone else upset about this? i can’t stop crying. fuck.

5. secret admirer
cuteness factor: he’s just the little mischievous brother and he wins my heart
corey played c-tom’s little brother, which is a great thing. anyone cast to play a relative of c-tom is obvi smoking hot amiright? as pictured above, he ate chocolate syrup on everything, because he was a kid! he was also the cause of the whole anonymous love letter mixup. so really, his role in this movie was rather crucial. and adorable.

4. lucas
cuteness factor: the cutest little nerd everrrrr
corey played the little dweeb with big dreams of being popular. all it takes to be popular is charlie sheen. in any situation. he kinda but not really at all gets the girl and gets to play in the big finale football game. his fellow classmates and teachers even award him with a slow clap in the last scene. just for him. well corey, they’ll be giving you a slow clap in heaven.

3. the lost boys
cuteness factor: he’s still pretty cute and this is an awkward age for kids!
how many young boys who take baths and follow their brother everywhere and have sexy posters of rob lowe on their wall still be cool? corey pulled it off. and because of him, his family and town was rescued from the hot and sexy vampires. way to go, core.

2. blown away
cuteness factor: he’s a little older, a little wiser, and he sure loved to show his bare ass.
this movie explored corey’s lascivious side, something we all needed to see. he slams nicole eggert constantly during this movie and us lucky viewers get to his bod as much as we’d ever be comfortable with seeing it.

1. license to drive
cuteness factor: all time adorbz
corey was cute as can be as he is determined to get his license and get out on that road with his mercedes. well, he didn’t get his license, but he won heather graham’s heart and ours. and he didn’t even get in much trouble because of his drunk grandpa ruining the family’s car.

*honorable mention: national lampoon’s last resort
cuteness factor: not real cute in this one.
i used to watch this movie a lot. and although it really sucks, it’s got the coreys, so really, how bad can it be. plus can national lampoon ever make a bad movie? ha.

i’ll miss you corey. xoxo.

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