madfishes
this blogger enjoys blogging. 6 feet of talent in a 4 foot body.
about the blogtress
my favorite director as of this minute of today is steve miner. i love to make things, drink too much, angrily debate about horror movies, happily discuss full house, and buy home decor and clothing with animals on them. wolves and kittens mostly. i also love thousand island, the movie zapped (and the soundtrack), and keith david. and despite all this, i was really popular in high school!
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the top 10s
- top 10 people that people in movies want to bang but i sure don't
- top 10 kids that make unprotected sex look like a very bad idea
- top 10 people who died in movies but it's totally their own fault.
- top 10 most essential lessons i learned from movies
- top 10 most frustratingly stupid characters
- top 10 people falling to their death in movies
- top 10 gay relationships between straight dudes
- top 10 movies where actors went full retard
- top 10 scientists in movies played by actors who don't really pull off the whole "scientist" thing
- top 10 love scenes in movies
our past together
frequently discussed issues
80s celebrities horror shitty movie television animals children music cool guys news action stars rap music fallen celebrities sports white chicks wtf lost rad products top 10 arty before and after trailer food bad ad foreign i think gay? stupid casting decisions inappropriate asian boners fatness cute rip scary sexy fashionz remake i told you so hipster elderlies man parts nerds lame drunk tears facebook boobies oh jesus god no reality tv how-to thats what she said slutty stoned los angeles back to the future chartz & graphz hard decisions dead racism best buds gangster spoiler alert twitter NSFW halloween heartwarming bill murray nic cage friday the 13th poster showdown jewish ouchies ichat imdb arrested development the office christmas dummy gingers dvr descriptions psa made by me movie review newton con air message boards my dad movies come true iphone slashers larry david tommy wiseau will smith netflix facial hair don't tell mom the babysitter's dead jeopardy robin williams tribute eggs accidentes google alex trebek love sheeeeit movie synopsis mannequin 2 on the move tyra banks kid n play yahoo answers wolves porn hall and oates wayans brothers mascots craigslist yacht rock andie mcdowell twilight andy rooney title puns caption contest drag obama cops movie tagline oh those politics mickey rourke delorean science clowns youtube 8-bit houseguests chuck norris i made up a holiday spam five frames wii uncategorized wikipedia
things people have said
- Carroll B. Merriman on bruce campbell does david caruso!
- Carroll B. Merriman on the ransom rap
- Carroll B. Merriman on these people know how to post a good rental ad on craigslist
- Carroll B. Merriman on top 10 people falling to their death in movies
- Carroll B. Merriman on wow, eli roth, you’ve truly outgayed yourself. ugh. i love you.
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Huzzah!! Reminds me of my first beheading! Quite a crowd had gathered to witness that spectacle! However, the frivolity quickly turned to panic when a dragon swooped down. Our bravest knight, Sir Farbinhad, went to slay him, but the dragon proved to powerful. He managed to overpower Sir Farbinhad and raped him to death. With fire!
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