everyone loves watching people bang each other. so these are the best banging each other in movies moments. click the links to watch the scenes, a bunch are nsfw.
10. howard the duck
who does it: lea thompson and the duck man, not really tho
actual sexiness: lea looks pretty good in her negligee
so they dont actually do it but it seems like theyre about to if howard actually grows his balls back. shes begging for it because all of a sudden she realizes that she could have sex with him so she wants to. a hot lea thompson and a duck. nuff said.
watch the scene.
9. the matrix reloaded
who does it: keanu and trinity
actual sexiness: absolutely none.
the most important scene in the movie is when theres this huge underground cave rave with millions of CG little people. and during the rave keanus all “lets go bang”. so they have sex and it keeps cutting back and forth between keanu sex and rave scenes. my 2 faves. and then we luck out because the last shot is sleeping keanu ass. unfortunately, this version cuts that part out.
watch the scene.
8. threesome
who does it: lara flynn boyle manwiched by josh charles and stephen baldwin
actual sexiness: the whole movies pretty sexy. to me at least.
this whole movie is the three of them flirting and screwing and fighting and stuff. but theres one scene at the lake where theyre all naked and start kissing each other. but school kids come. so then they go home and do each other. and the boys are on the ends, but they touch each others butts and stuff. awesome.
you can watch that here.
7. jack frost
who does it: the killer snowman and slutty shannon elizabeth
actual sexiness: the music definitely helps the mood
jack frost snow-rapes a young shannon elizabeth to death. shes taking a pleasant bath and then he pops up (thats what she said) out of the water. and then he rapes her into the wall until shes dead. and then he says “looks like christmas came a bit early this year.” ew. i guess he sucks in bed.
watch the scene.
6. videodrome
who does it: james woods and debbie harry
actual sexiness: im sure cronenberg thinks its super hot.
so james woods gets to bang deborah harry on his floor and since theyre all weird and kinky, he pierces her ears during it. normal stuff. why would a woman of her age not have her ears pierced? ok. fine. ill buy it i guess.
watch it here.
5. the entity
who does it: barbara hershey and ghostcock
actual sexiness: depends on if you like watching rape i suppose
this whole movie is barbara hershey getting raped by a ghost. like over and over. the ghost is basically her boyfriend. all they do is bang. but the only scene i could find online is this one time when shes in the bath and the the ghost rapes her there.
heres the scene.
4. showgirls
who does it: jessie spano and dale cooper
actual sexiness: oh just tons!
so she loves to have sex with everyone but in this scene she decides to have sex with him, so since hes rich, they do it in his pool. and pour champagne on each other. because thats what rich people fuck like. she sits on his lap and then she turns into a fish out of water. i guess because shes in water or something. i dont know, this is weird direction. paul verhoevens weird.
its always fun to watch again.
3. return to horror high
who does it: the main dude and the main chick
actual sexiness: well theres a lot of muscle groping
i think the director or editor was uncomfortable with a full on sex scene, so instead of just showing the actors sexing each other, they splice in miscellaneous shots of childrens drawings on the wall and people outside the room welding. i guess these are metaphors for orgasms or something? its pretty amazing.
the scene isnt online but you can watch it here at 1:30.
2. the room
who does it: everyone in the movie does each other
actual sexiness: tommy wiseau is a big slab of sex appeal.
this movie has more sex scenes than one could imagine. tommy and his girlfriend have 2 sex scenes involving roses and awesome slow jams. then his girlfriend bangs his best bud on their spiral stairs. but this gem of a scene is the only one i could find online. its when two unknown characters are in tommys house getting it on and this dudes oral sex appears to be inducing an aneurysm.
watch the scene. theres also
this other scene which you really cant see at all.
1. madman
who does it: two horny but very patient counselors
actual sexiness: 100% boner worthy.
so the lovers undress. slowly. then they get into the giant hot tub. slowwwwwly. and then they spend the next couple moments spinning. all around the tub. they spin and spin. and then they embrace. and then the scenes over.
you must watch this scene!
Oh the room…. never have naked people been so unsettling.
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