good movies. good dance scenes. everything good.

10. earth girls are easy

damon wayans and this zoot suit dude are fighting over a hilary banks lookalike. theyre fighting over her… with DANCE! they have impromptu canes and hats and balloons and go-go cages. its not until damon does some out of this world turn and blows a kiss that he “officially” wins the dance-off. watch it.

9. beetlejuice

the ghosts make the bourgeoisie dinner guests dance and lip-sync to harry belafonte and then their huge ass shrimp become hands. sweet. watch it.

8. sister act 2: back in the habit

whoopi decides at the last minute to have her choir take off their robes and then suddenly, they have performed the catholic school choir performance of the 90s. with outstanding vocals by lauryn hill and a tevin campbell wanna be, and then the rap part is like O.P.P but they say G.O.D! love it. but the shining star is whoopi, who never even turns around to see the crowd! she just dances away for her choir, showing us that shes whoopi and stuff. watch it.

7. mannequin 2: on the move

kristy mannequin swanson doesnt approve of 90s dancing, so instead, while in da club, she yells “no! thats not dancing! THIS is dancing!” and then the music changes and everyone starts doing the royal hand movement dance or whatevs. watch it at 8:00.

6. my blue heaven

steve martin and rick moranis merengue all over this bitch. and in TWO scenes. they actually put TWO merengue scenes in this movie. amazing. watch it and then watch another.

5. pee-wee’s big adventure

when pee-wee is not liked by the harley dudes in the harley bar, he decides to win them over by borrowing the cooks big ass platform shoes and doing the tequila on the bar for them. and he wins them over! for now… watch it.

4. silence of the lambs

buffalo bill tucks in the ol’ purple-helmeted warrior of love to have a grand old time dancing in drag and putting on makeup and thinking hes just too sexy. he pulls it off. id love to say watch it, but its not online, so you can watch some of this bullshit if you want.

3. kickboxer

jean claude van damme dances with azn girls. yes. duh. nuff said. watch it.

2. friday the 13th: the final chapter

crispin glover, in an attempt to woo a girl to eventually bang her, puts on metal and dances up a storm for her. he dances so hard. and it works. he does bang her. watch this shit!

1. mac and me

it doesnt get better than an alien in a teddy bear costume dancing in a mcdonalds with all the customers and employees. i wish it was still the days when dudes with boomboxes would be breakdancing in mcdonalds parking lots. omg, watch it.

*honorable mention: short circuit 2

johnny 5 learns how to dance from the tv. thats fun and stuff, but the video has no sound, making it an merely an honorable mention. :( watch it.