you just click on the movie titles and then you can see the clip ok?

10. death by q tip

ok so it’s #10 because its not how he actually dies, but in freddys dead this kid who has a hearing aid gets this super big q tip all the way through his head. and he doesnt die somehow.

9. death by pies

so in killer klowns from outerspace this cop gets killed by having like 12 pies thrown at him. ok it doesn’t seem like its such a bad way to die i guess. this scene is made more realistic by the acting ability of this beloved character.

8. death by mutant cat and then tons and tons of breaking glass

watch this clip! in the uninvited with GEORGE KENNEDY (!!!), this dude gets bitten by a mutant cat and then his car goes off a cliff. but then windows in the car break for like 45 seconds. that car has a lot of windows i guess.

7. death by beer

this dude in slaughter high drinks this poison beer and then his stomach explodes of worms or something. HAHA! oh sorry, the clips in spanish.

6. death by shish kabab

ok so i just used the poster because its radder than the screen grab and its the same thing pretty much. so yeah in happy birthday to me, she stabs this dude in the mouth with a shish kabab!

5. death by umbrella

my boy ricky in silent night deadly night 2 can do no wrong in my book. he so impales this dude with an umbrella and THEN he totally opens it!!!! oh ricky.

4. death by corn on the cob

in sleepwalkers the mom kills a cop (jeez everyone loves killing cops) but she does with by stabbing him in the back with CORN ON THE COB! i had no idea that was possible.

3. death by snowman rape

slutty ass shannon elizabeth totally gets raped by a snowman in jack frost and he literally bangs her to death!!!

2. death by killer frisbee

in hard ticket to hawaii , this one dude sends off his lady so he can murder this guy by throwing a frisbee covered in teeny tiny little razor blades. so naturally the frisbee goes right through his fingers and into his throat. and boom, hes dead.

1. death by basketball

i learned from deadly friend, that you NEVER EVER (throw) a basketball at momma (from a train) because when you throw a basketball at a bitches head, it explodes. duh!!

*bonus #11: death by flying tarot cards

in sometimes they come back again, alexis arquette uses his witch powers to fling his tarot cards into jan brady, leaving her bloody and covered in tarot cards. :(!!!

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