10. the crying game

yeah everyone knows this one, the chick is a dude. lolz.

9. the village

although this movie sucked A LOT, i didnt really expect this ending. so they live in this old timey village with monsters, but actually its just a nature reserve that all the adults agreed to live in, surrounded by current times and the monsters were a decoy so people would be too scared to leave or some shit.

8. the sixth sense

whats that? another m night shalymamamaanananandingdong movie? well he isss known for his super amazing twist endings! so omg, he sees dead people and his therapist is always there for him. but wait a minute! his therapist is totally dead people!

7. no country for old men

so all of a sudden llewellyn is dead and they dont show it, but he dead. and then the movie goes on. and tommy lee jones is around and sad, and then the guy from greys anatomy is still goin strong, kinda, after this car accident with his bone stuck out and a kids t-shirt.

6. high tension

this stupid ass ending ruined the entire movie, which could have been one of the best horror movies of the last 10 years for sure. but so the whole time, the big fat dude who’s killing people turns out to just be the final butch-haircutted girl. which makes absolutely no sense at all. why the shit do we see the imaginary character alone in a truck getting a blow job from a head? stupid.

5. fight club

yeah yeah, youve seen this so im not ruining anything. theyre the same guy. duh.

4. the others

ok so nicole kidmans kids are allergic to sunlight and there are all these weird creepy ghosts around their house. but turns out, theyre the ghosts and the people who they thought were the ghosts arent i think? i cant really remember, its been a while.

3. usual suspects

this would have been #1, but everyones seen it. kevin spacey is keyser soze. that limp is totes fake.

2. the orphanage

the whole movie this mom is looking for her missing kid. well it turns out she was the one who accidentally locked him in the basement, and he was left there to die. so then she kills herself and reads books to the ghost kids for eternity.

1. oldboy

so gnarly! he finds out his lover is his daughter and then he cuts out his tongue! AH gross!!

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