10. dr. giggles in dr. giggles

dr. giggles (larry drake) is fat and mean and psycho. no one would want to be his patient, so he tortures them… with death. he has bad doctor puns and he played a retarded guy in la law.

9. leatherface as lady face in texas chainsaw massacre: the next generation

leatherface changes his look dramatically in this sequel. he decides to be anjelica houston. he also hangs out with matthew mcconaughey, which i guess to some people, that would be rad.

8. pamela springsteen in sleepaway camp 2 & 3

in the first sleepaway camp, angela was not attractive. because she was a dude and stuff. but in these shocking sequels, angelas still a dude, but i think she’s pretty.
she’s totally a square and a narc, but she’s a bad ass bully and she doesn’t have to hide behind a mask… because she’s so pretty!

7. the old lady in mountaintop motel massacre

she’s old and ugly and not really scary, but kudos to being an old lady and still being able to kill people that could totally beat her ass. totally realistic.

6. simon scuddamore in slaughter high

just like all nerds that are antagonized, this nerd comes back to kill the people he went to high school with. but he wears a scary clown-jester costume, does a full frontal scene and makes a dudes stomach explode. *simon killed himself for real after this movie. :(

5. donovan leitch in cutting class

donovan leitch is young and sexy in this masterpiece of a film with greats jill schoelen and brad pitt. to be a psycho axe murderer and still be desirable is totally not easy. bravo, donovan.

4. the bear mascot in girls nite out

i won’t reveal who is behind the costume in this movie, but will say that the costume itself is radder than who is the killer. he somehow manages to make electric blades come out of his mascot paws in no time at all. rad. but the best thing about this movie is that they licensed the song “yummy yummy yummy” and play it an obscene amount through the film. like every 10 minutes. awesome.

3. body by jake’s jake in home sweet home

the world-renowned body fitness expert plays a big sweaty killer in this film, which also stars an amazing teenage goth mime. he laughs everytime he kills someone, which i would probably do too.

2. the driller killer in slumber party massacre 2

this dude made the movie a horror-musical classic, dancing and playing guitar and doing rock splits all over the place. it’s not an easy task to be all rock while also stalking young girls. he stayed true to who he was and was able to successfully kill bitches while doing it.

1. ricky in silent night, deadly night 2

words cannot describe how amazing ricky is. said to have been cast for his “look”, and not his “talent”, his inexperience to acting is a beautiful thing to watch. most people would not be able to pull of such disregard to quality, which makes ricky #1 and absolutely amazing.