the dunkin donuts conspiracy
east coast-ians have been outraged by the lack of dunkin donuts in california. coming from the east where they’re on every block, people come and say where the &*@% (swear) are the dunkins? well one semi celebrity from newton, mass wants to do something about it!
John Krasinski is looking to add businessman to his resume, because he wants to open a Dunkin’ Donuts franchise.
Since moving to L.A., he says that he’s been missing the coffee and the nearest branch is 390 miles away in Sacramento.
He says, “It’s my dream to open an Dunkin’ Donuts. You can’t beat the coffee. I Googled it once and the nearest one is in Sacramento. I think we can do better than that. I’m going to open one.
that won’t be happening anytime soon, but there is a trend that could possibly inspire new franchises! product placement!!
for years, ignorant or east coast native filmmakers have been putting dunkin donuts in movies where they don’t belong… BECAUSE THEY TAKE PLACE IN LOS ANGELES! as i JUST STATED, there are NONE HERE! so why are they in the movies? because people want dunkin donuts THAT BAD!! known offenders are: blue streak, mean girls, stuck on you, and anywhere but here. all take place in la, all eat or drink the wonderful dunkin products. check out this goof from IMDB: Errors in geography: After Miles leaves the meeting and enters the office he reaches for a donut in a Dunkin’ Donuts box when in fact there is not a Dunkin’ Donuts in the LA county.
the people are upset. either stop taunting us by putting these delicious products in films, or build some here already!!




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DUNKIN DONUTS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
The Donuts are nothing special at all. I can better donuts in east LA. The coffee is nothing special, had it and forgot it. If you dipshits from the eastcoast want it so bad, go back to the east coast. No one wants you here anyway.
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