the double rainbow guy sells out and sucks


windows probably thought they were so rad for actually getting double rainbow guy paul “hungry bear” vasquez, not realizing that (i assume), everyone that watches this will barf. not only are we over the double rainbow, but double rainbow guy, you can’t act, don’t try. via

the trailer for “terror inside” starring corey feldman.


damn this looks good.

viggo! sweep up this fucking slime!

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the official video for “fuck you” by cee lo


now known as most catchy, “forget you” HAHA!!!!!

between two ferns with zach galifianakis: sean penn


but zach couldn’t make it, it’s his brother, seth.

a montage of people in movies dancing set to “footloose”


pretty lame that they felt the need to use clerks 2 multiple times and not ONE shot of chris penn. but it’s cool that seven brides for seven brothers is on there, that’s some rad ginger dancing.

jerry seinfeld is feeling irritable

the dirtiest nastiest freakiest cat lady i’ve seen


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scary yes, but also too cute to be scary.

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you pretzel guys fucking lie

as soon as i saw this, i’d hope i’d find a gif of it. and i did.

why does the situation dance next to vaginas at mia da club? via

why’s this divorce lawyer keep making vaginas with his hands?


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redesigned posters for the best movies – 3 new ones.

well i did some new ones. (old ones here)

flying cats are the best

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ooo that would be so kool

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the cast of “CLASS ACT”: where they at now!?

i know everyone just looooves house party (does anyone actually love house party?). but in my opinion, it was class act that took kid n’ play from zeroes to heroes. oh i just love this goddamn movie.

duncan pinderhughes (christopher ‘kid’ reid)
these days, kid is just trying to make an honest buck, appearing anywhere he can, like in suit commercials. clearly he’s doing well.

blade brown (christopher ‘play’ martin)
blade wears glasses now and looks like a preacher. so he might be one, he prays a lot.

duncan’s dad (meshach taylor)
hollywood from mannequin has been married for 27 years (to a woman) and co-hosted living live! on retirement living tv with florence henderson. now that is cool.

duncan’s mom (mariann aalda)
mrs. pinderhughes is not only still trying to act, she is now a performance coach, a wellness practitioner, and a stand up comic. ladies and gentleman, this woman does it all.

blade’s mom (loretta devine)
after gaining some weight and becoming the lovable sassy black woman we ALL love, loretta did pretty well with her career! she’s in a ton of shit, some of which you may even own.

parole officer reichert (rick ducommun)
being one of my favorite actors for having the raddest resume of almost anyone, i tried really really hard to find rick these days. hard being i wrote a message to his son on facebook but he didn’t respond. this is rick in 2004. the most recent i could find. he lives in canada because he’s canadian.

popsicle (doug e. doug)
our favorite wise-crackin sidekick did a voice in shark tale back in 04… that’s about it. he made this hilarious video about calling his agent and his agent doesn’t know who he is (get it? because he’s a loser now or something) still love him so much. (he looks better in this after pic than he does in the video)

way more stars after the jump…

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must. see. squeal.

tori spelling is lookin real good.

a 90210 trailer shop thingy? too rad. via

dancing bird men dance on


perfection. via

a badass rap about EGGS


via. this comes at a great time for us serious egg lovers who are really getting upset about this whole egg fiasco. i want eggs. now.

if you too are feeling down about eggs, reminisce about the good times in the top 20 scenes about eggs!

thanksgiving the movie not the trailer

because if machete gets to be a movie… via

if you have a dead body you need to hide, you could hide it in here (if you cut up all the pieces)

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oh damn i wanna see this movie “vampires suck the other guys”

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i realized that i see leonardo dicaprio cry a lot in movies. so i made this.

the many, many, many tears of leonardo dicaprio. seriously, check out those crying chops! i guess that’s why they have him cry in like every role. he’s great at it!

if you work at wendys, you can only learn your job through song


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