the chick that once had sex with mini me on camera is on camera again!

i’m not posting a screen grab from the sex video because it’s not sexy. but remember her? i kinda do too. well i was just watching love triangle with wendy williams on gsn (it’s new!) and oh why does that girl look so familiar – oh that’s who she was.

now she has to choose between these two guys. anyway, she has good taste in men and the gsn screeners have good taste in contestants. (i applied for the new lingo and i haven’t heard back, so i’m being facetious, of course)

the end.

dad is starting to get facebook.

if you’re sick of doing parkour outside, you can now do it in an indoor space for money!

to their credit, mary kate and ashley were paid in chicken until they turned 18

a guy likes buttons even more than me

if that guy from greek got less work like he should then he’d be this guy or something.


this extra was on greek.

talan chiropractic. it’s the place to be. haven’t you heard?



lesson learned, this is how you make a video to demonstrate how user-friendly your website can truly be.

jolly dancing grandpa doesn’t get the attention he wants and doesn’t smash either one of his tv sets

teen jeopardy is way more risque

people aren’t too stoked to buy this new verizon iphone

don’t eat your poop in a room full of people watching you eat your poop or you’ll get totally busted

i don’t see what the big deal is… i don’t think matt howards bloody face looks too bad.

 

dude is so wasted he doesn’t even have a ton of fun while going the wrong way on the escalator

how is this domain still available?

someone buy this quick!

this episode of the twilight zone taught me that if a quarter lands on it’s side


you’ll have the ability to hear people’s thoughts (based on what women want) for a couple hours. so if you crash your car on it’s front you might be able to too.

if weekend at bernie’s 2 plussed with vision quest starring matthew modine…


it would be like this

whoa a fox looks like a disney drawing of a fox!

dwarves are put in movies so physical violence doesn’t have to be geared towards women


midgets get abused and gary oldman played a midget so you do the math.

an octopus walks into a beer bottle…


and then it looks like a weird underwater clitoris. yuck!

the easiest way to use your oven: digiorno pizzas AND cookies!

this guy smells AND recognizes the scent of smelly ass.

breaking koala news: who would have guessed koalas eat fucking apples?!

she’s shelley duvall.

bollywood action movies have 800% more action than american action movies.


and i thought crank and terminator 3 were good!

dude jumps out of window in handcuffs and it’s pretty wow